The Best of Jersey Shore Season 2

Only in America could these eight guidos and guidettes be famous. They’re gorilla juiceheads, landmines, grenades, and they’ll legit make you bust a gut with their dirty, childish hi-jinks and strangely charismatic personalities. They’re the cast of Jersey Shore, and we love them. But what we love most about them are the amazing, thoughtless words that fly from their mouths. Below, you’ll find the very best quotes of season 2 so far:

The Situation
"So Ronnie’s at the club hooking up with grenades—okay, that is a bigger ugly chick, and then also landmines, which is a thin ugly chick—and loving life."

"His name is Ronnie, but you probably call him Sloppy Joe."

"I thought I was going to be smashing for a little bit. What the hell, now i gotta go smash myself."

Pauly D
"This guy had too many Miami Vices."

"And then all of a sudden, it’s like nuttin’ like a nice herpe to ruin the party."

"I can’t believe your chick bounced. Did you try to put it in her butt or somethin’? Why did she leave?"

Snooki
"I’m done snooking for love. I found an amazing Gorilla juicehead."

"Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience."

"It was like trying to put a watermelon into a pinhole."

"You’re asking me what I am? I’m tan, that’s what I am."

Angelina
"The Bitch of Staten Island is back, and I’m ready to f*cking party."

"I don’t like him, either. Not even to mention that he’s not even good looking. So he needs to, like, jump off the ‘I’m Good Looking’ train. Because he’s ugly."

Sammi
"This is probably the best accomplishment I've had in a long time. To kick the s**t out of Jenni."

"I didn't even know what was going on in my head ... I'm like 'I'm gonna f*%kin' knock a bitch up!"

Ronnie
"I’m gonna have a good time and get creepy and weird."

"Yes, I took shots between some waitress’s breasts."

"I’m starting to believe you’re just beating a dead horse at this point…and if the horse is dead, uhm, you just got to leave it alone."

JWow
"I’m not gonna let a girl be caddy and get away with it and live in my house without getting her ass beat."

"I’m drinking my horny goat weed, I’m gonna go masturbate and go to bed."

"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, taking my earings out, I’m putting my hair and I’m beating the crap out of her."

Vinny
"With this spray tan, this chain and this fitted [baseball cap] how could she not love me?"