Bizarre

Killers by day. Gagas by night.

Puberty is gonna hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna!

(thesulk):
"Wanna listen to The Grateful Dead?" "No, I'm just gonna make myself dizzy then linger by this fat guy's armpit.

(SarahKSilverman):
"All of them had hair of gold, like the Nazis, the youngest one in curls" (Brady Theme First Draft)

(capricecrane):
Lady Gaga: "People should look nice all the time." "Nice" = "If an alien did meth and had a baby with a satellite dish."

(MrBigFists):
I forgot to put on deodorant today but not to worry, if this urinal cake is good enough for the bathroom then it's good enough for me.

Uhm, wow. This is weird.

Guys, have you ever woken up with an erection, and then you realize you're just in a massage chair in a Brookstone? Zack Galifinakis