Here in California, some Starbucks stores have begun selling beer and wine. When asked why, a spokesperson for Starbucks said, “Because sober people don't buy Michael Buble CDs.”--conan

Google Plus has introduced a new policy that allows nicknames. Unfortunately, it's a nickname they give you based on your search history.

A new website just came out that’s designed to calculate how long it takes Mitt Romney to earn your salary. So from now on, whenever Mitt Romney is running late, he can call there and say, “I'll be there in five teachers.”

Olive Garden announced they're undergoing a makeover to try to increase business. They're so desperate they're even considering serving Italian food.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says she has dirt on Newt Gingrich, but so far she's keeping her lips sealed — because that's how the last surgeon left them.